I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
(Source: swagioli, via meanieweeny)
instead of saying “horny” why don’t people just say “sexcited”
(via rneowies)
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(Source: amaloli, via meowimperf)
when people make fun of you for something that you can’t change about yourself
i love the feeling of listening to new music and you really like it from the first listen and you just
dude
(Source: balconyscene, via datsenseofhumor)
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
one time when i was in wood work and i got splinter and so i went to first aid to get it taken out and when the lady took it out i fainted and smashed my head on a fridge and almost broke my neck so then i went to hospital and the doctor said that if the fridge wasn’t there i would have smashed my skull so its fair to say i owe that fridge a lot
(via laughcentre)
Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining
I mean,
really?
I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.
scared
(via fucking-on-fairy-acid)
instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes
(via pleasedontbreakit)
there’s no better feeling than laying next to the person you love and they don’t know you love them or that you’re in their house again
